Thursday, 26 December 2013

20 Reasons Why Motorcycles are Better Than Women

We recently wrote about why motorcycles are better than cars, which got us thinking about why motorcycles are better than women. This is what we found....

  • Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget its birthday.
  • Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
  • You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
  • Motorcycles don't have parents
  • You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month. 
  • If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
  • If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
  • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
  • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
  • Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
  • If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
  • You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
  •  If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
  • Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
  • Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
  • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
  • You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
  • It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
  • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
  • You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

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